Guess #3

Grande Strawberry Cream Frappuccino

This has:

a. No Coffee

b. No bitterness that I need to start my morning

c. A horrific Pink Color.

I'm going to say that this is to little girls what coffee is to me. I think that nice guy at starbucks thinks I'm a little girl. I'm now mildly offended.

He only thought this one once though. So there's some solace there.

Guess #2

Triple Tall Two Pump Vanilla Latte, Extra Hot

I really think that this guys brain is consistently getting cluttered with descriptions for drinks I don't order. This drink sounds like the most complicated thing fit for human consumption. And I'm including Coq au Vin. And THAT is complicated and fancy...

Guess #1

Iced Venti Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato

This is 100% the opposite of what I normally get... but the nice starbucks guy has guessed this one three times now. It makes sense... because black coffee tastes remarkably similar to Caramel Milk.

What I get...

Grande Coffee

I'm 100% certain this is the easiest drink there is. And it's the one I normally get. I don't understand how he keeps getting it wrong... but he does.